Combo Hair?

I am combining things this week. Like my other questions I need to know about my new hair style idea. It's called:

The Boullet

It's part Bouffant and part Mullet! Piled high on the top but long and silky in the back!

So is this a great idea or what?

Combo Hair?

Didn't Yeoman Rand have that style in the original Star Trek?

I think you've been traveling in time and are bringing back those new fangled future hairdos.

Don't be trying to accelerate the future of hair fashion with your wanton acts of time travel.

Combo Hair?

eh.

Combo Hair?

Is this boullet styled with a gun? If so, I need to know what caliber so I know if i have the proper tools.